meet
Maria
• International Corgi Ambassador
• Part-time women's rights activist
• Part-time content creator/community manager for Colombian celebrities
• Full-time Harry Potter freak
• Freely admits to not understanding Instagram
• Cannot live without music
• Loves fun facts, will stop to read every nature trail plaque
• Obsessed with history, wants to talk about trebuchets
• Middle-named after Alexander the Great
• Rocks a Poli Sci/International Affairs degree
My favorite travel destination:
Anywhere in Colombia or Spain.
When I'm not working, I love to:
Cuddle with my dog, lift heavy stuff and pretend I'm a weightlifter.
My favorite flower:
Ranunculus.
One thing I can't live without:
A good ol' cliche cup of coffee.
If I could have dinner with one person, dead or alive, it would be:
Meryl Streep.
A fun fact about me:
I can't remember a time when I haven't has at least a lock of my hair dyed a fun color (purple, blue, red, green, etc).
Not sure how we landed a human rights activist worthy of her own Netflix special as our orders analyst. But here we are. Maria is the woman we all want in our corner – an overachieving Colombian supernova who has won formal debates since she was 2.
She never lets bad things happen to good people and will give you extra attention if you mention corgi butts.